Stuff I Will Have When Iím a Trillionaire

 

Primary Residence

Other Residences

Ground Vehicles

Air Vehicles

Watercraft

And finallyÖ




My Primary Residence and Evil Headquarters

 

Buffalo Central Terminal



 

My Other Residences

 

Sutyagin House, Archangelsk

 

Unknown cool building, St Petersburg RU

 

The secret laboratory will be in the turret.

 

Mangere Island NZ

 

This is where Iíll go in order to get away for a while.  The lefthand island, on the low part of the right side.

A cave house will be carved into the side, at the bottom of the mountain slope (high enough to be away from the waves, though).

For food, fishing, and growing some other stuff, like potatoes and yams. Maybe a few chickens.

 

 


 

My Ground Vehicles

 

1969 Dodge Charger


Tatra T77

 

1966 Cadillac Fleetwood

 

Antarctic Snow Cruiser

 

The above also counts as a residence. 

 

 

Greyhound Scenicruiser

 

Russian Aerosled

 



 

 

My Aircraft

 

Tu-134

 

The bubble nose is REQUIRED.

 

MiG-21

 

MiG-29

 

Mi-26

 

Helipad on roof of north wing, Evil Headquarters. 

 



 

My Watercraft

 

Soviet Submarine B-39

 

In good weather, lawn chairs and margaritas on deck.  In bad weather, we submerge, watch DVDs on the big screen and drink grog.


Caspian Sea Monster Ekranoplan


When more deck chairs are needed, or when we're visiting Monaco.

 

Standup Paddlboard (SUP)

 

In California, EVERYONE commutes like this.

 


 

And finallyÖ

 

The Union Pacific Big Boy Locomotive

 

I will build a rail line to my Evil Headquarters, and when I commute by rail it shall be in the above vehicle.

 

Muhuha.  Muhuhahaha!  Muhuhuhahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

* Meanwhile, keeps putting those pennies in the change jar *

 

 

 

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