Stuff
I Will
Have When I’m a Trillionaire
My
Primary Residence and Evil Headquarters
The
secret
laboratory will be in the turret.
This
is
where I’ll go in order to get away for a while.
The lefthand island, on the low part
of the
right side.
A
cave
house will be carved into the side, at the bottom of the mountain slope
(high
enough to be away from the waves, though).
For
food,
fishing, and growing some other stuff, like
potatoes
and yams. Maybe a few chickens.
The
above
also counts as a residence.
The bubble
nose is REQUIRED.
Helipad on roof of north
wing, Evil Headquarters.
In
good
weather, lawn chairs and margaritas on deck.
In bad weather, we submerge, watch DVDs on the big screen and
drink grog.
When more deck chairs are
needed, or when we're visiting Monaco.
In
I will build a rail line
to my Evil
Headquarters, and when I commute by rail it shall be in the above
vehicle.
Muhuha.
Muhuhahaha!
Muhuhuhahahahahahaha!!!!!!
* Meanwhile, keeps
putting those pennies in the change jar *